Christmas with Shannon Memior

Christmas with Lynch

It was a snowy night this Christmas, very cold and icy outside. Shannon and I had planed this night for months now. We decided to go to church, and eat as many “body” of God bread things as we could possible. We had it planned out perfectly. When we both got to church we ran up stairs to ring the bell when church started. That was always one of my favorite things to do at Church. We also played many jokes on people at our Church service that night besides our plan to eat those bread like things.
I still remember sitting up stairs with Shannon. “Allison lets spit on that bald guys head! It will be so funny.”
“Okay well right after we spit on his head, duck as fast as you can so he doesn’t know it was us.” I said to Shannon trying to sound like a ninja.
“Okay yeah that’s a good plan. But gather as much spit as you can right now and when I say three we will spit at the same time.” Shannon added
“But we have to make sure our parents watching us while we do this.” I then said making sure we wouldn’t get in trouble.
“Okay ready, 1, 2, 3! Spit Allison.” We then both spit on his baldhead, and ducked down as fast as we could. After a couple seconds we stood up to look at him and he was rubbing his head. Shannon and I got the giggles and starting laughing hysterically until our parents yelled us at.
Then all of a sudden our parents dragged us downstairs, and we realized it was time for our master plan to come in handy. So the both of us went into separate lines to get our bread. After we went through the first time we meet at the back of the lines and switched lines. We then meet in the back again and switched jackets and went to the line we started it. After that round we switched lines one more time. In the end we both ended up with four parts of “god’s body.” Both of us loved these, they way they stuck to the roof of our mouths, the way they tasted. We loved everything about them and could resist eating more and more. Our parents after a while of our plan figured out what we were doing and we got in trouble with them and never did it again. They told us that we were killing God himself. Of course Shannon and I believed us, I mean we were about like 7 years old so we didn’t know right.